You May Be A Mother If...

YOU MAY BE A MOTHER IF...

...you are the only one who hangs up your towel.

IF...you finally get your shower around noon.







IF... your kids laundry basket looks like this every week!

IF... you do 3 loads every day just to keep it looking like this!

IF... your best shirt has PB&J stains.



IF... your kids really don't know their drawers actually close!












IF... your son's Sunday suit still looks like this on Monday!

IF...your son's Sunday suit sill looks like this on Tuesday!

IF... there are more shoes on your floor than in their closets.

IF... backpacks rarely make it to the closet.










IF... you make more than one bed a day!

IF...your kids cry when you ask them if they could make their bed!

IF... you don't sleep well because little people keep climbing into your bed.

IF... the only time you wash their blankets is when they puke on them.










IF... crayons, pencils, and papers are part of your every day decor.

IF... you really don't care what you just sucked up in the vacuum!

IF... your up at 5:00 a.m. editing your blog because someone is sick.

IF... the last book you read was Dick & Jane.











IF... your the one who picks up the poop in the backyard, even if they promised before you got the dog.

IF... your dog gets a bath before you because he really stinks.

IF... you spray fabreeze on your dog before your mother comes over! (remember to call mom)


















IF YOU REALLY LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO CAUSE SO MUCH GRIEF!